If you’re reading the Daily Distress, you probably need some kind of advice, Our expert agony aunt, Lucy van Pelt is here to answer all of your questions in her new agony column. Dear Aunt Lucy, I have a terrible problem with my wife of eleven years. She is the world’s worst winner! By way …
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Is a simple cup of coffee and a bite to eat too much to hope for in modern England?
The Daily Distress is honoured to share Jesus’ diary as He tries to navigate His way through the sheer hell of England in 2020. Chapter 1, Verse 1. September 17th, 2020 The second coming has been something of a disappointment so far. I was rather expecting a few more improvements to have been made during …
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A top Midlands academic has launched a new campaign to break with centuries of tradition by renaming the nation’s chess pieces. We asked Professor Shanice Longfellow, Chair of Militant Feminism at Shepshed University to explain her thinking. PROFESSOR LONGFELLOW: The patriarchal nature of the underlying aggression at the heart of the game needs to be …
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Are you looking for a new career as a pain in the backside? Are you tired of thinking? Do you find reality confusing and overly nuanced? Do you simply want to troll the internet? Do you want to learn extremism like a true pro? If you answered “yes” to any of the above questions, then …
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We’ve all been piling on the pounds during lock-down and obesity is on the rise. Excess weight is rapidly becoming the number one health problem in the UK. An increase in heart attacks, strokes, type 2 diabetes and people getting wedged between the doors at McDonald’s have all been blamed on our national weight problem. …
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