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There are plenty of strange people arguing about fish of late, but what do our plucky, British fish think about what’s going on with all the Brexit shenanigans? In this Daily Distress vox pop special, we send our intrepid underwater reporter, Jack Clouseau out on the sub-aquatic streets to find out what the nation’s embattled …
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To celebrate our 6 month anniversary, we take a look back at the worst year in living memory with some of our very worst memes. Keen observers will have noticed that The Daily Distress doesn’t have a graphic designer on board and that memes really aren’t our speciality. Going Viral There was a minor kerfuffle …
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With sincere apologies to Monty Python, The Daily Distress proudly presents the Crap Brexit Sketch. Please note that there is some mild swearing. [A CUSTOMER ENTERS A SHOP] Mr. Praline: ’Ello, I wish to register a complaint. [THE OWNER, WHOSE NAME IS BORIS, IGNORES HIM] Mr. Praline: ’Ello, Miss? Boris: What do you mean “Miss?” Mr. Praline: I’m sorry, …
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For obvious reasons, the BBC was unable to make the traditional Autumn series of The Apprentice last year. Unable to afford celebrities and scared to endanger civilian lives, the nation’s broadcaster of hearts was forced to resort to having politicians as contestants. The Apprentice Political Special followed the traditional format of the show with suitably …
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The UK’s Auction Party which styles itself on the right-wing US Libertarian Party has called for the abolition of the British driving license. Former actor turned political activist, Lance Flitwitt tells Daily Distress readers why he believes that the driving license represents an unnecessary layer of bureaucracy. The Chase As a seventeen-year-old, my greatest ambition …
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If you missed the start of Brit Trek, you haven’t lived. But fortunately, you can catch up here. Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Spiv-ship Enterprise. Its four year mission. To create new billionaires. To siphon-off wealth. And destroy the nation. To boldly go where no bugger has been daft enough …
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