Hi, I’m Lance Flittwit, star of stage and screen. You’ve probably seen me in such classics as The Night of the Giant Hamsters and Skippy Goes to Bangkok. You will have loved my cameos in The Bill and Casualty and may even have caught my legendary performance in The Old Harrovian’s Gang Show. If you’re …
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Rumours are rife that the BBC are planning to revitalise flagship motoring show Top Gear. At its peak, the show attracted a regular audience of more than 7 million viewers but figures are now down to a paltry 2 million. Since the departure of Jeremy Clarkson, James May and that bloke from the Midlands, Top …
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Cast and crew Jodie Whittaker as The Doctor. TV’s Bradley Walsh as Graham. Tosin Cole as Thingy. Mandip Gill as Wotsit. Joey Essex as himself. Tom Baker as Tom Baker. Sacha Dawan as <Spoiler Removed> Epilogue A BUSY LONDON STREET TOM BAKER: Ah, I say! Young man! Would you be so kind as to direct …
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It’s a little known fact that all newly elected MPs of all sides are issued with a political phrase book on election to the House. The Bobbins’ dictionary, first published in 1869, has provided generations of Members with a treasure chest of timeless flim-flam. The book, known to insiders as “The Bible”, has always been …
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The Daily Distress is proud to present our top, new, thrill-a-minute card game, Mega Trumps. It’s quite possibly the greatest innovation in the history of card games. Do you remember the bad old days when trump cards came in separate packs? There’d be one deck for sports cars, one for boring cars, another for aeroplanes …
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Britain’s most famous neolithic monument could be set for an exciting revamp as the UK government seeks to modernise the nation. Ancient Mystery Stonehenge is believed to have been constructed somewhere between four and five thousand years ago. In spite of extensive research, nobody is quite sure whether it served as a temple, an observatory …
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