There has long been talk of a 5G/Coronavirus connection. There is a widespread suspicion that the 5G network is distributing COVID-19 and now it appears that this may only be part of the story. We asked Anton McLaughlin, Professor of Parapsychology at Shepshed University to share his findings: Daily Distress: Welcome, Professor. We believe that …
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Our socially-distanced reporters hit the streets to ask the Great British public what they think: Today’s question was “Given Lord Baden-Powell’s apparent support for Hitler’s National Socialists, is it time that we removed public monuments to the founder of the Scouting movement?” Patricia Paulsgrove, 68, retired ice-cream vendor, Portsmouth: The Hitler thing doesn’t really bother …
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Scientists have warned of the exponential growth of a new subset of Covid-19, the Corona-vert. Whilst the new viral strain doesn’t share the deadly properties of its progenitor, Corona-verts have been known to reduce grown men to tears and are believed to be responsible for a rising epidemic of smashed television screens. Official data has …
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