The Daily Distress is proud to present our top, new, thrill-a-minute card game, Mega Trumps.
It’s quite possibly the greatest innovation in the history of card games.
Do you remember the bad old days when trump cards came in separate packs? There’d be one deck for sports cars, one for boring cars, another for aeroplanes and yet another for cricketers. Not only was it a strain on your pocket money, it was impossible to play one deck against another.
You’d do your best to make up some rules about how to compare goals against engines but Carlton Palmer would somehow beat a B-52 and that just never seemed fair.
Worry no more. Our resident boffins have been hard at work creating a mutant algorithm to solve this age-old problem. This game is so good that we wanted to give it to you free. So here it is – our free and fabulous, cut-out-and-keep Mega Trumps!
Simply print on to a sheet of white cardboard, get busy with the scissors, find a very bored friend and you’re ready to go.
Like all great games, Mega Trumps can easily be customised with a biro (and probably should be).
Here is your all-action Mega Trump Starter Deck. More cards will be coming in future expansion decks and a few rare cards are hidden around the site.
Instructions
If you’re not sure how to play trumps, simply ask a passing child.
