Is the world beyond satire? Increasingly so, we suspect, but that doesn’t stop us from having a pop at some of our glorious leaders and would-be-leaders from time to time.
When you live in a world where people seem to actively worship the likes of Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn, it’s hard to resist a little heckling from the sidelines.
We have no particular political affiliation or axe to grind. We just find them hilarious from the ultra-woke to the ultra-anti-woke. We condsider ourselves to be .
We nearly mentioned Brexit back there but we think we got away with it.
Welcome to our satire archives.
Whilst Brexit may have brought many benefits to the UK, one of its unfortunate side-effects has been the devastation that it has brought to the country’s fishing fleets. All may not be lost, however. A new scheme from the Department of International Trade could be set to turn our ailing trawlers into a crack squadron …
Bunga Bunga Party Ahoy! Read More »
Welcome to the latest chapter in our comprehensive history of The Daily Express. Today, we will look back on how our finest newspaper reported on some of the things that happened between 1600 and the English Civil War. As The Daily Express hauled itself into its current home of the 17th Century, there was no …
The Daily Express Today and Yesterday Read More »
The UK’s much-loved Prime Minister is something of a health nut, and he aspires to inspire the nation with a revolutionary weight-loss program. For several months, Boris Johnson has been selflessly trialling the experimental 110 Pound Diet System. It is believed that the portly PM was first introduced to the plan by close friend and …
The 110 Pound Diet Read More »
Assigned to an anonymous town in the English Midlands, in order to prove that even the most seemingly god-forsaken places are not completely beyond redemption, Jesus’ diaries continue the story of His life in the UK. Even a prophet needs a bit of downtime. The Jesus Diaries – Chapter 2 Verse 1 It was my …
A Prophet Walks Into a Bar … Read More »
With the government poised to adopt extraordinary measures against seemingly non-existent voter fraud, questions have been raised as to the motivation behind the move. A leaked House of Commons memorandum would appear to explain the plan in rather unsettling detail. Speculation is rife as to the identity of the sender of the memo, who names …
Voter Fraud – Secret Memo Leaked Read More »
There’s no getting away from it, the first word that comes up when people discuss British politics these days is sleaze. Our leaders insist that nobody cares whether people steal a few million quid of their money from time to time, but are they right? We heroically took to the streets to ask the British …
