Is the world beyond satire? Increasingly so, we suspect, but that doesn’t stop us from having a pop at some of our glorious leaders and would-be-leaders from time to time.
When you live in a world where people seem to actively worship the likes of Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn, it’s hard to resist a little heckling from the sidelines.
We have no particular political affiliation or axe to grind. We just find them hilarious from the ultra-woke to the ultra-anti-woke. We condsider ourselves to be .
We nearly mentioned Brexit back there but we think we got away with it.
Welcome to our satire archives.
Our utterly intrepid, prizeworthy reporters return to the streets to ask the Great British public what they think. Today’s question was “Should drive-through restaurants be made to print the customer’s registration number on their food wrappers to help trace litter?” Mavis Tring, 92, retired housekeeper, Godalming: Yes! I think that’s a delightful idea. If anyone …
Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has come up with an exciting and practical alternative to delaying the 2020 Olympic Games. It was initially suggested that the games be held in 2021, but even a twelve-month delay cannot guarantee that the event will remain unaffected by the pandemic. Problem solved The Supreme Leader, however, has an …
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Our socially-distanced reporters bravely hit the streets, once again. to ask the Great British public what they think: Today’s question was “Should we reduce the recommended social distancing target from two metres to one metre?” Lucy Nguyen, 31, computer programmer, Gloucester: I wear a face mask so I don’t have to worry about other people. …
Vox Pop – Social Distancing Read More »
There has long been talk of a 5G/Coronavirus connection. There is a widespread suspicion that the 5G network is distributing COVID-19 and now it appears that this may only be part of the story. We asked Anton McLaughlin, Professor of Parapsychology at Shepshed University to share his findings: Daily Distress: Welcome, Professor. We believe that …
5G/Coronavirus Link: The Plot Thickens Read More »
Our socially-distanced reporters hit the streets to ask the Great British public what they think: Today’s question was “Given Lord Baden-Powell’s apparent support for Hitler’s National Socialists, is it time that we removed public monuments to the founder of the Scouting movement?” Patricia Paulsgrove, 68, retired ice-cream vendor, Portsmouth: The Hitler thing doesn’t really bother …
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Scientists have warned of the exponential growth of a new subset of Covid-19, the Corona-vert. Whilst the new viral strain doesn’t share the deadly properties of its progenitor, Corona-verts have been known to reduce grown men to tears and are believed to be responsible for a rising epidemic of smashed television screens. Official data has …
New Virus Threat Threatens Beleaguered Britain Read More »
