The Sol Super Cup may have lost some its glamour since the introduction of the Interplanetary Champions’ League but the competition still has the ability to produce some mouth-watering ties and we have some crackers lined up for the quarter finals. Dynamo Afekan (Titan) vs. Olympus Athletic (Mars) Afekan, seen by many as the rising …
Our socially-distanced reporters bravely hit the streets, once again. to ask the Great British public what they think: Today’s question was “Should we reduce the recommended social distancing target from two metres to one metre?” Lucy Nguyen, 31, computer programmer, Gloucester: I wear a face mask so I don’t have to worry about other people. …
Yorkshire Cribbage League Division 12 Play-off Final: Ullesbridge 8 Barnstoneworth 1 Barnstoneworth’s slender promotion hopes were finally extinguished last night as The Worthies stumbled to an embarrassing defeat at the hands of newly elected Ullesbridge. What had been predicted to be a close encounter soon turned to farce as Worthies skipper, George Sattersthwaite, was skunked …
There has long been talk of a 5G/Coronavirus connection. There is a widespread suspicion that the 5G network is distributing COVID-19 and now it appears that this may only be part of the story. We asked Anton McLaughlin, Professor of Parapsychology at Shepshed University to share his findings: Daily Distress: Welcome, Professor. We believe that …
Our socially-distanced reporters hit the streets to ask the Great British public what they think: Today’s question was “Given Lord Baden-Powell’s apparent support for Hitler’s National Socialists, is it time that we removed public monuments to the founder of the Scouting movement?” Patricia Paulsgrove, 68, retired ice-cream vendor, Portsmouth: The Hitler thing doesn’t really bother …
Scientists have warned of the exponential growth of a new subset of Covid-19, the Corona-vert. Whilst the new viral strain doesn’t share the deadly properties of its progenitor, Corona-verts have been known to reduce grown men to tears and are believed to be responsible for a rising epidemic of smashed television screens. Official data has …
